Cherubim

£1,350 all inclusive for two people

A lovely, airy room with plenty of natural light; a great space to clear your mind while pondering the riddles of the house. Accessible from the main stair and the incarnadine stair, it’s easy to slip away for a moment of solitude and contemplation.

The masks of Ms or Messrs Cherubim are provided, with the room, by your sponsor Oriflamme’s. An auction house specialising in curios, perfumes, taxidermies, rare texts… and secrets; Oriflamme’s may be the last auction house in the world with no online presence at all. Just don’t talk to them about NFTs.

• Bed: Double bed

• Bathroom: Shared

• Outlook: South and west

• Floor: First